you will start the process like this
and then end up like this
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(Source: gotitasdelluvia, via l1f3-taught)
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.
Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.the first one.
more than half of them
(Source: maddierose, via itsthelesbiana)
the pictures lol
this might be the first talk me and God and Eve have when I get to Heaven
(Source: standingalittletallerr, via dakotableu)
OK, this is my last video today. SO MANY GUFFAWS. The best one yet. Just GENIUS.
BEYONCE: “I wanted to congratulate you on having the number one album.”
RIRI: “I don’t have one, though …”
BEYONCE: “I know. I said I wanted to say that … but you don’t give me the reason to.”———
Beyonce: “Why don’t y’all just record together and get it over with?”
Mariah: “Because there’s two things you don’t work with in show business….Children and animals. So why would I sing with a Baby Goat?”
*dead* …. (The Mariah and Beyonce voices had me dying)
LMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO BUTT LEFT BECAUSE I HAVE LAUGHED IT COMPLETELY OFFFFFF.
“Off days? You have an off life” LMFAO
LMFAOOOOO RIHANNA’S VOICE, LMFAO. OMG.
OMG! THAT VIDEO CLIP OF RIHANNA SINGING = TRAGIC
“Get into that leakage. That point blank period”
“There’s two things you don’t work with in show business. Children and animals, so why would I work with a baby goat?”
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOO, OMG.
I CAN’T.
I’M DYING LAUGHING. LMFAO.
AND THE END.
”Guess who back and don’t plan on leaving? Mm hmm mmmmm.”
Totally worth the 12 minutes of my life lmfao
“A lot of these young artist…aren’t anything more than low class, pieces of shit.”
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